‘Battle of the titans’: Trump’s distorted reality on Iran war runs into a brick wall

War is testing operating principle that has guided Trump for decades: construct a narrative, declare it to be true and relentlessly force the world to submit to it

The Guardian

"This is what happens when impulsive, ignorant men — intoxicated with blowing things up — utterly bungle a war. ...

In sum, Trump did not get regime change or an unconditional surrender. His lack of strategy gave Iran advantages (e.g., control of the Strait of Hormuz, asymmetric missile/drone capacity) that neither he nor his yes men anticipated."

~ Jennifer Rubin

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
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https://www.contrariannews.org/p/what-deadline

What ‘deadline’?

Trump is flailing, and Iranians know it

The Contrarian

"He therefore flails about, desperately trying to end this debacle without total humiliation. Thanks to the considerable leverage Trump’s blunders have given them, the Iranians surely expect to avoid Trump’s most draconian demands. They want the war to end, but not at any price."

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
/3

"If only the U.S. had competent negotiators and a sane president, a deal might be reached soon. We don’t. Tragically, more lives will be lost, billions more spent before the war’s end."

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
/4

"Despite all the positive words and all the tough words from President Trump, behind closed doors, he understands that he is in really deep trouble, that he made a huge mistake.

When leaders are desperate, they do foolish things."

~ Tymofiy Mylovanov

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
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https://xcancel.com/Mylovanov/status/2037879776803717314#m

"Donald Trump has lost his Iran war. He is the Iranian hostage. ... If there is any consistency to Trump’s policy, it is a series of frantic attempts to justify his original blunder and extricate himself from its dire consequences."

~ Sidney Blumenthal

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/30/trump-iran-war

Trump’s Iran war is holding him hostage

If there is any consistency to Trump’s policy, it is a series of frantic attempts to justify his original blunder and extricate himself from its dire consequences

The Guardian

"So, a ground invasion then, huh? We’re no Dionne Warwick or Mulan, but assorted half-assed boot-ground raiding into a country of 90 million people sounds like a strategy to do not much more than get a lot of (American) servicepeople killed."

~ Marcie Jones

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania #troops #military #invasion
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/just-67000-us-troops-in-iran-hanging

Just 67,000 US Troops In Iran, Hanging Out And Being Bros

Anybody smell boots on the ground?

Wonkette

"Other presidents have been accused of negotiating with themselves. Trump is negotiating with his imaginary friends. There’s no reason at all to believe that these talks are actually happening."

~ Paul Krugman

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
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https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/pete-hegseth-believes-in-the-lethality

Pete Hegseth Believes in the Lethality Fairy

"Overwhelming violence of action" as the solution to all problems

Paul Krugman

"His utterances each day about the war and the global crisis he has created make as much as sense as 'light inside the body' during COVID."

~ Simon Rosenberg

#Trump #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
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https://www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/trumps-global-crisis-worsens-where

Trump's Global Crisis Worsens - Where Is Congress?

Tomorrow is the last day of the first quarter, and a critical fundraising deadline. Let's close strong these next two days everyone!!!!!!!!!

Hopium Chronicles By Simon Rosenberg
Call Your Girlfriend: Tabs, Mon. March 30, 2026

Morning news roundup and things to read!

Wonkette

"Trump can't read so he gets his briefings on video. Hegseth won't read because it's not manly. Rubio denies being able to read, to fit in. Pam Bondi fears reading because it's usually a subpoena."

~ Paul Rudnick

#Trump #Hegseth #Rubio #PamBondi #Iran #war #stupidity #narcissism #megalomania
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https://xcancel.com/PaulRudnickNY/status/2037990417694638577#m

@wdlindsy if Drumpf can't read, how does he read the prompter? Are they in pictures?
@LanceJZ Rudnik is a comedian.