They really *ARE* just gonna do an Alien ripoff aren't they?!

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Gotta mock something

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The Wreck of the RSS Google Reader

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This set design is not too bad. We've seen MUCH WORSE spaceship interiors.

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Every Frame A Painting: Critters 4

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Thank you Angela Bassett! We were ALL thinking it!

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*President* Asshole

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Angela, what happened to the plot?

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Angela, increase the pacing by 50%

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I wish I was starting this movie 30 minutes late!

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Charlie and the Critter Eggs by Roald Dahl

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YES! Finally!

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Eating Critters makes you scream in reverse

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Love those little critter guys

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They *love* ducts. Doesn't everybody?

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Not sure what the blues slide guitar licks are doing in this

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Ship design is better than The Angry Red Planet.
Worse than Flight Of The Navigator.

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[Bruce Willis voice] Come out to space... we'll get together... have a few laughs.

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Angela, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

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Why is there an *AIR DUCT* leading into the garbage disposal that jettisons into space?

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Angela Bassett is the only *actor* in this movie

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Lowest monster screentime...
Snowbeast = 4%
Critters 4 = 5%

(not actual numbers, i'm just guessing)

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That terrible Max Headroom st-st-st-studdering effect

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Oh no. The space EPA is gonna be so mad at Angela Bassett for violating E102 or whatever

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Duolingo Critespeak

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It was accidental... so it's not murder. it's Shipslaughter

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Does the kids room have venetian blinds? on a spaceship?

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It's almost Easter. Can we dip the Crites eggs in food coloring?

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No! Only Angela Bassett is allowed to hit!

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All Space Cops Are Bastards

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Angela: "You're absolutely right! If the movie is named Critters 4, then there should be some Critters"

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The amount of people posting "chekhov's juggling" is hilarious!

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Liquid Crite-trogen

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We've had Monsterdon movies that were "barely-a-movie" but... this might be the MOST barely

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wow. that was *definitely* a sequence of still images played at ~30 frames per second

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Don't show your kids Critters 4. Not because it's too scary... because there are sooooo many better films

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Top tier = Critters 2: The Main Course
Mid = Critters and Critters 3

And then there's Critters 4

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What happened to the script? How did this go so wrong?

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Me: [on the phone] "Hello 911? I need to report a crime. I was forced to watch Critters 4 by a bunch of cyber bullies"
911 Operator: [muffled sounds]
Me: "Well... yes... I voted for Critters 4, but... "

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