🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿Critters: A New Binge E1 “No Eating” (2019) is pretty great so far Gilbert Gottfried is in it!
Also... I'm testing out the Liveblog app by @Stefan
They said it! They said the line! #wewantthecrites
wait... how was this a tv show?! #CrittersANewBinge
Each episode is ~10 minutes long and they only made 8 episodes.
Hey Siri, why do Ultraman's butt look like that?
Critters 2 was Little Critty, Big City
THE TIME HAS COME!
We got New Line sign!
So far https://liveblog.stefanhayden.com/ is struggling to keep up with Monsterdon. Says "Live · refreshes every 5s" but it's looking more like every 80 seconds @stefan
‼️⚠️ EDIT: I think this slowness was caused by Firefox. It worked much better in Chrome (as most things do)
I wonder what the Critters are doing right now?
Looks like Michael C. Maronna from Pete & Pete #theadventuresofpeteandpete
They really *ARE* just gonna do an Alien ripoff aren't they?!
The Wreck of the RSS Google Reader
This set design is not too bad. We've seen MUCH WORSE spaceship interiors.
Every Frame A Painting: Critters 4
Thank you Angela Bassett! We were ALL thinking it!
*President* Asshole
Angela, what happened to the plot?
Angela, increase the pacing by 50%
I wish I was starting this movie 30 minutes late!
Charlie and the Critter Eggs by Roald Dahl
YES! Finally!
Eating Critters makes you scream in reverse
They *love* ducts. Doesn't everybody?
Not sure what the blues slide guitar licks are doing in this
Ship design is better than The Angry Red Planet.
Worse than Flight Of The Navigator.
[Bruce Willis voice] Come out to space... we'll get together... have a few laughs.
Angela, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Why is there an *AIR DUCT* leading into the garbage disposal that jettisons into space?
Angela Bassett is the only *actor* in this movie
Lowest monster screentime...
Snowbeast = 4%
Critters 4 = 5%
(not actual numbers, i'm just guessing)
That terrible Max Headroom st-st-st-studdering effect
Oh no. The space EPA is gonna be so mad at Angela Bassett for violating E102 or whatever
Duolingo Critespeak
It was accidental... so it's not murder. it's Shipslaughter
ShouldBot
klu9How does that compare to both the Robot and the Aztec Mummy?
@klu9 Let me just pull out my Monsterdon calculator… plus Aztec Mummy… minus The Wrestling Women… divided by Slugs… the answer is Grizzly II: Revenge #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky@ohiofi They were in 2-3 out of 57 minutes so I think that's about right
bobert
Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺@ohiofi Impressively specific!