🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿Critters: A New Binge E1 “No Eating” (2019) is pretty great so far Gilbert Gottfried is in it!
Also... I'm testing out the Liveblog app by @Stefan
They said it! They said the line! #wewantthecrites
wait... how was this a tv show?! #CrittersANewBinge
Each episode is ~10 minutes long and they only made 8 episodes.
Hey Siri, why do Ultraman's butt look like that?
Critters 2 was Little Critty, Big City
THE TIME HAS COME!
We got New Line sign!
So far https://liveblog.stefanhayden.com/ is struggling to keep up with Monsterdon. Says "Live · refreshes every 5s" but it's looking more like every 80 seconds @stefan
‼️⚠️ EDIT: I think this slowness was caused by Firefox. It worked much better in Chrome (as most things do)
I wonder what the Critters are doing right now?
Looks like Michael C. Maronna from Pete & Pete #theadventuresofpeteandpete
They really *ARE* just gonna do an Alien ripoff aren't they?!
The Wreck of the RSS Google Reader
This set design is not too bad. We've seen MUCH WORSE spaceship interiors.
Every Frame A Painting: Critters 4
Thank you Angela Bassett! We were ALL thinking it!
*President* Asshole
Angela, what happened to the plot?
Angela, increase the pacing by 50%
I wish I was starting this movie 30 minutes late!
Charlie and the Critter Eggs by Roald Dahl
YES! Finally!
Eating Critters makes you scream in reverse
They *love* ducts. Doesn't everybody?
Not sure what the blues slide guitar licks are doing in this
Ship design is better than The Angry Red Planet.
Worse than Flight Of The Navigator.
[Bruce Willis voice] Come out to space... we'll get together... have a few laughs.
Angela, shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Why is there an *AIR DUCT* leading into the garbage disposal that jettisons into space?
Angela Bassett is the only *actor* in this movie
Lowest monster screentime...
Snowbeast = 4%
Critters 4 = 5%
(not actual numbers, i'm just guessing)
That terrible Max Headroom st-st-st-studdering effect
Oh no. The space EPA is gonna be so mad at Angela Bassett for violating E102 or whatever
Duolingo Critespeak
It was accidental... so it's not murder. it's Shipslaughter
Does the kids room have venetian blinds? on a spaceship?
It's almost Easter. Can we dip the Crites eggs in food coloring?
No! Only Angela Bassett is allowed to hit!
All Space Cops Are Bastards
Angela: "You're absolutely right! If the movie is named Critters 4, then there should be some Critters"
The amount of people posting "chekhov's juggling" is hilarious!
Liquid Crite-trogen
We've had Monsterdon movies that were "barely-a-movie" but... this might be the MOST barely
wow. that was *definitely* a sequence of still images played at ~30 frames per second
Don't show your kids Critters 4. Not because it's too scary... because there are sooooo many better films
#monsterdon #spacemadnessthemakingofcritters4 #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #miru
Top tier = Critters 2: The Main Course
Mid = Critters and Critters 3
And then there's Critters 4
#monsterdon #spacemadnessthemakingofcritters4 #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #miru
What happened to the script? How did this go so wrong?
#monsterdon #spacemadnessthemakingofcritters4 #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #miru
Me: [on the phone] "Hello 911? I need to report a crime. I was forced to watch Critters 4 by a bunch of cyber bullies"
911 Operator: [muffled sounds]
Me: "Well... yes... I voted for Critters 4, but... "
#monsterdon #spacemadnessthemakingofcritters4 #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #miru
Brad@ohiofi except the exterior 3D renders which were more like 10 frames per second
Judgment Dave@ohiofi I literally typed it out and thought “nah, everyone’s gonna” and I was right.
David Zaslavsky@ohiofi One would think, at least four Critters
ShouldBot
klu9How does that compare to both the Robot and the Aztec Mummy?
@klu9 Let me just pull out my Monsterdon calculator… plus Aztec Mummy… minus The Wrestling Women… divided by Slugs… the answer is Grizzly II: Revenge #monsterdon
@ohiofi They were in 2-3 out of 57 minutes so I think that's about right
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