tiddy rooseveltStrange women lying in ponds distributing swords is starting to look like a reasonable basis for a system of government!.
Tess, Joint Chief of Stiff@babe Hmm I am looking for a career path. Maybe I should try it.
Chris Moorehead 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱@diffractie @babe Go for it. My dream job is Angel of Death. I can even bring my own flaming sword.
Jason Stiff@babe Supreme executive power relies on a mandate from the MASSES, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
youknowthatonepersonwithaface@babe Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords seems reasonable to folks as a system of governence, but if I lay in a creek as a feral nonbonary queer throwing pitchforks, suddenly I'm antagonistic
Elisabeth M@Thatonepersonwithaface @babe you just can't win with some people
@independentpen @babe I tried throwing salad forks from a dry tributary to declare folks highway assessors, but business ain't picking up for us
Biggles 20X6!@Thatonepersonwithaface @independentpen @babe would love to see spears from a woomera chucked at politicians from a billabong.
comsey
Morgan
SirWumpus 👾🍁@babe What? No war axes or maces? A two-handed broad sword might look impressive, but it can be cumbersome to wield.
Rabbit Cohen@babe I thought this was gonna say "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords in your area!"
Noel KellyWe could call it 'romantic sortition'!
John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️@babe watery tarts!
Cromley
D. G. MarshallBetter than a strange orange man, lying with every word he says.
Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL]@babe I'd vote for this.
Jef Poskanzer@babe I'd settle for leaders who haven't got shit all over them.
Glenn Seto@babe I'd love to see Starmer and Farage challenge the claim of someone wielding Excalibur. The first two rows in that debate may need umbrellas.
Glen T, heated, not stirred@glennseto @babe 'tis but a flesh wound
gkrnours
Christian Surrey
Courtney
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LeoNerd
Will Deakin@babe up the matriarchy of the scimitar lobbing moistened bints...
Captain IMAX@babe why strange? Why swords? 
@sidd_harth0_5h4h Tradition
Popstar Tourist@babe On the contrary, I think a network of anarcho-sydicalist collectives, where people take turns acting as a sort of executive officer for the week etc, is looking like an increasingly reasonable alternative.
Also I think it's very relevant that Arthur starts that interaction by misgendering Dennis and ends it with direct physical violence.