Mastodawn

Cromley 13m ago

CheapPontoon 4h ago

Don’t be disappointed you didn’t make it into my #FediTree
The competition was tough!

Cromley 19m ago

Harry Dunn 1h ago

Hugs and love to those struggling this holiday season 🫶🏽🎁

Cromley 10h ago

Geoff Duncan 12h ago

How I kill conversations, part sixty-three point nine jillion:

Her: Oh, she’s the one who did that Berlin action movie, Cold War John Wick or something.

Him: Atomic Blonde?

Her: I think so?

Him: Wasn’t there supposed to be a sequel?

Me: Molecular Blonde or Quantum Blonde, but they couldn’t pick a direction.

>crickets<

Cromley 10h ago

wet forest moon folklorist 11h ago

hey heyyy hello fellow pocket people from all around our spinning blue space orb! we are alone together in a vast universe of stardust that defies our own ability to perceive it! but connected through invisible impulses and long cables beneath vast oceans! Im glad to be here with you alive as mammals looking at rectangles tonight! I’m sorry we all must live with so much suffering and hurting! let’s try to use our paltry privileges to help one another as best we can! I love you! hugs!🕊️

Cromley 1d ago

Hadas Weiss 1d ago

6yo niece: say i'm sorry for taking hadas's cookie

her twin: you say i'm sorry for being such a snitch

Cromley 2d ago

Qasim Rashid, Esq.2d ago

Today is a difficult day. Usually I wake up early to dive into all the apologies white people send me to apologize for being white. I use those apologies to pay for my $100M mansion, my 4 private jets, my 3 super yachts, & my solid gold Ferrari.

But now that JD Vance announced that white people don't have to apologize for being white anymore, I have received nary an apology. Not ONE.

Y'all, I can't live like this. Without white apologies, how do I afford a diamond engraved statue to myself???

Cromley 3d ago

mikepop 3d ago

Last minute gift shopping? Gift cards can still have a personal touch, if chosen thoughtfully. #ArtAdventCalendar #theVoid

Cromley 3d ago

Cromley 4d ago

@MistressCaution it's only debris if it's from the Bris region of France

Otherwise it's just sparkling flotsam

Cromley 4d ago

lord goth of doom 🥀4d ago

Alien (1979 film) is so relatable, because you'll be trying to escape parasites in a capitalist hellscape, and right in the middle of it, you're reminded that your cat is somewhere it's NOT supposed to be 😭

Cromley 4d ago

LillyLyle/Count Melancholia 4d ago

I know a few people on here as well as myself will FEEL this cartoon.

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