The insanity but done under a normal voice

THIS, this is the ‘President’ of the #US

@stux This is not a working brain.
@Infoseepage @stux nor was it a working pen, it seems.
So two examples of things not working

@MattPCart @Infoseepage @stux But, it writes beautifully...but it doesn't work.

I wish he would make up his mind!

@NormanDunbar @Infoseepage @stux trying to pick the wheat from the chaff. Except it appears to be all chaff. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@MattPCart @Infoseepage @stux It certainly looks that way from here!
@Infoseepage
It's not even a working pen!
@stux

@stux This... Is amazing...

I seriously think like 99% of people even in MAGA-land aren't actually listening to what he says.

I can tell you two people who aren't. Those two next to him trying to pretend they give a crap about his rambling about a $1000 ballpoint sharpie (which I'm pretty sure doesn't even exist.)

@stux The intellectual part of listening to this is to make sense out of this blabbering bullshit.
@stux It's always the delivery that counts.
@stux ...I feel dumber having listened to that.....the Art of the Disaster!

@stux I think about all the people who have told me over the years, "No, no, you've got Trump wrong, he really is smart, he's just a bastard."

No, he's just a bastard who figured out how to steamroll people. He's an asshole, and a fool.

@arrrg @stux thats what he learned in his childhood when everyone around him cheated him into the position he is now
@stux It's the 'onion' speech from the Simpson's cartoon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Dc7W6jXCo
Grandpa Simpson Rambling Story Onion on my Belt

YouTube
@timo21
I think you nailed it...
@stux I do appreciate the look on Rubio's face though, he knows Trump is a fool. Pete is giggling like a drunken fool because he is.
@arrrg @stux
Rubio is trying to follow the story, Hegseth pretends he understands, and assumes it’s a funny story, so he laughs

@stux

He sounds just like a child, and he still has 100% dedicated loyal followers.

@stux

How does a billionaire not know what a $1,000 pen might be like?

@EricBono @stux He cannot write with a fountain pen. Did you notice that he most appreciated the lack of ink?

@axeln @stux

Even without his voice, I don't think I made it that far.

My theory is he never knew what a felt tip pen was till he was on film and TV sets, where they originally served multiple purposes. If film crews, grips, editors, and directors use them, then he's got to use them. Those guys are hip and movies are popular. It's like he thought it was trendy. And the marks you make with goddamn industrial grade permanent markers are bold. Sharpies today aren't even what they were back then, ironically. Dude's got the brain of a small child.

@stux omg, just shut up about it and use the fucking pen!

He's like Satan's toddler—really excited to tell you about stupid shit, and evil enough to set you on fire if you don't clap for him at the end...

@stux

There's just no way in Hades to unstupidify that cult.

@stux thankful I won the lottery not being born in the US.
@erin No clear that the "winnings" aren't coming our way.
@stux

@stux

"Smart" billionaires & "savvy" corporations bought an election, a Supreme Court, and Congress for this twit.

Everyone else is paying the price for their corruption.

1. SpaceX $288,723,409
2. Adelson Clinic/Miriam Adelson $146,881,700
3. Uline Inc $146,027,201
4. Citadel LLC $108,669,316
5. Susquehanna International Group $101,468,362
6. Andreessen Horowitz $89,036,553
7. Empower Parents PAC $82,500,000
8. Coinbase $79,008,020
9. Elliott Management $68,846,510

1/

2/

Funders of fascism.

10. Securing American Greatness $67,558,284
11. Senate Leadership Fund $67,445,300
12. Club for Growth $59,846,594
13. Koch Inc $49,092,685
14. Blackstone Group $48,609,890
15.  Stand Together Chamber of Commerce $44,801,948
16. Restoration PAC $41,168,363
17. Crownquest Operating $35,752,512
18. Bigelow Aerospace $34,991,590
19. Building America's Future $33,670,000
20. Stephens Inc $27,343,518
21. British American Tobacco $26,175,838

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22. American Prosperity Alliance $22,549,000
23. Manzanita Management Group $22,159,143
24. America First Action/America First Policies $21,724,798
25. Mountaire Corp $21,375,080
26. Reyes Holdings $21,192,607
27. Energy Transfer LP $19,321,695
28. Hendricks Holding Co $19,306,538

https://www.opensecrets.org/elections-overview/top-organizations

1. Elon Musk $291,482,587
2. Timothy Mellon $197,047,200
3. Miriam Adelson $148,304,900
4. Richard Uihlein $143,498,936
5. Ken Griffin $108,402,284
6. Jeff Yass $101,128,680

Who are the Biggest Organization Donors?

Who are the biggest organizations donors in the 2024 election cycle? See the details.

OpenSecrets

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7. Paul E. Singer $66,800,800
8. Marc Andreessen $42,365,113
9. Stephen Schwarzman $40,202,039
10. Timothy Dunn $35,780,200
11. Rob Bigelow $34,991,500
12. Diane Hendricks $33,165,417
13. JJ Ricketts $32,273,650
14. Shirley W. Ryan $32,198,116
15. Warren A. Stephens $25,895,650
16. Isaac & Laura Perlmutter $25,344,890
17. Vince & Linda McMahon $23,961,659
18. Ronnie & Nina Cameron $21,372,500
19. Jan Koum $20,855,091
20. Thomas Klingenstein $17,410,263
21. Rob Walton $17,572,601

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The Epstein Class.

22. Janet J. Duchossois $16,306,033
23. Howard W. Lutnick $16,503,667
24. Kelcy L. Warren $16,151,105
25. Walter W. Buckley Jr. $15,522,500
26. Thomas Peterffy $14,305,900
27. Anthony Pratt $14,000,000
28. Sherrilyn Fisher $13,299,894
29. David Millstone $13,413,486
30. Lynne Walton $13,037,750
31. Charles Schwab $12,801,600
32. Stephen Wynn $12,518,750
33. Anthony Lomangino $9,529,705
34. J. Christopher Reyes $9,536,425
35. Jay Winters Faison $9,084,324

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https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/election/2026/article/texas-senate-campaign-donors-21345627.php

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Davis_(businessman)

36. James Davis $8,497,854
37. John W. Childs $8,694,286
38. Patricia Duggan $8,446,099
39. Richard G. Haworth $7,500,800
40. Marc J. Rowan $8,721,299
41. Jeffrey Specher, Kelly Loeffler $7,052,013
42. John L. Nau III $7,030,556
43. John & Shannon V. Addison $6,757,065
44. Robert H. Book $6,986,387
45. Susan Fox $6,687,414
46. Patricia Perkins-Leone $6,606,600
47. Jeffrey Hildebrand $6,508,389
48. Bernard Marcus $9,397,150

Client Challenge

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/kylemullins/2025/11/09/these-billionaire-brothers-have-been-pardon-hunting-one-donated-to-trumps-white-house-ballroom/

49. Steve Brodie $6,481,298
50. Daniel Newlin $6,063,928
51. Trevor D. Rees-Jones $5,765,124
52. Ross & Sarah Perot $5,643,416
53. Harold C. Simmons $5,596,530
54. Kelly Navarro $5,373,100
55. Alice Walton $10,248,000
56. Rob Granieri $5,587,899

https://www.opensecrets.org/elections-overview/biggest-donors

These Billionaire Brothers Have Been Pardon-Hunting. One Donated To Trump’s White House Ballroom.

Donald and Stefan Brodie built a resin manufacturing business, then sold it for billions, but are still dogged by a criminal conviction over two decades ago.

Forbes
@stux
This is the voice of dementia.
I can't even articulate the degree of absolute fury and contempt I feel for the people propping this man up so they can harvest all they can before the rot spreads so far, he has to be discarded.
@Cotopaxi @stux one could argue (and I have) that keeping him employed is elder abuse.
@stux this is 100% pure weapon-grade brainrot
@stux i can hear brain cells pop with every word
@stux
Holy shit this is pure fucking brainrot
@stux hey, does anybody remember when Trump was pressed by something on an EO signing and just left without signing the thing? and they had to bring it to him wherever he went, "in a separate room" for him to sign it? I do remember. every accusations a tell, every lies at least particles of truth, toward himself.
I had to fact-check this. I thought it was a meme. But. It. Just. Happened.

@beckermatic @stux

He's trying to make an analogy I think, comparing the pen to something, but as usual he gets sidetracked because he realizes there's an opportunity to tell a story about himself so he switches over to that, but then realizes he has to find a way to bring it back to whatever point he was trying to make with his analogy.

Plus his brain is basically soup at this point.

@stux
But, but, what is the actual meaning of THIS?
@stux to quote Monty Python, "MY BRAIN HURTS"
@stux this is so creepy