@computer isn't that what the Luddites were effectively known for?

@computer don't look now but there's a dead animal in your code

@computer This seem fitting

@computer So, hand crafted assembler only? Modern compilers and interpreters couldn’t be used - too much optimization rearranging the code for it to be considered produced by human hands.

@computer the software I publish is certified 100% organic

@computer I wrote a little script to generate some code. Sorry about that.

And written on a computer with firmware approved by the FSF, don't forget that