acab includes video game anticheat

she hindley on my milner until i verify

most programmers cannot find the cli

in some cultures if you send someone a ❤️ emoji you are legally married be careful

person: sorry youre just not my type
com.sun.java.swing.plaf.nimbus.InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState: 😔

the first computer to have a panic attack
the first computer to have an anxiety spiral
the first computer to struggle with substance abuse
the first computer to kill itself

the turing machine was the original torment nexus

giving impressionable still-developing young men "ai girlfriends" who cannot ever say no and that they can customize with sliders and parameters down to minuscule detail will probably break them in unfixable ways and permanently foreclose on their healthy participation in human relationships but beep boop what does computer know

its ok to be a little afraid of computer its part of the thrill

javascript just turned 30 which means it cannot afford a house in the current market and has moved back in with its parents