extremely funny actually to be a self-driving car heading to a location beeping and booping like its any other day only to become a burning barricade against fascism

economy is so bad you cant even get a cron job

lisp you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

dont boop because its over, beep because it happened

the number one rule of computering is dont delete all your codes!!!!

late for my shift at the vibe factory
working hard churning out vibes at the vibe factory
promoted to floor manager at the vibe factory
crushed to death by falling machinery at the vibe factory

marry ﷽
fuck ▓
kill ☃

IEEE and ACM issuing a joint statement that "we really beefed it" when it comes to computers

oh does your codebase have a "manager" class? a few? does it have "factories"? "contexts"? "context factories" maybe? should probably get a few "controllers" in there too huh big guy.

just think: if the semicolon hadnt been invented programming couldnt even exist