Computer Facts

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nobody knows how computers work but now you can
mit: the design must be correct in all observable aspects. incorrectness is simply not allowed.
new jersey: the design should be correct in all observable aspects. it is slightly better to be simple than correct.
slop: the whole system needs to be done and shipped in under a week at all costs. everyone is fired. ive never heard the word "correct" said out loud.
the only people who think "write code faster" is more important than "write code better" are money perverts and the intellectually infirm
ERROR 520 SERVER BLOWN UP BY HYPERSONIC MISSILE
butlerian jihad is the moderate position
rewrite your wedding vows in rust
the first email ever sent just said "wow this sucks"
Supply Chain Attack as a Service
very interesting new spam filter that finds the physical location of the person profiting off of spamming you and burns down their house with everyone inside
why is computer bad?
10% -- computer is hard! (interesting)
30% -- computer is hard! (tedious)
60% -- if computer is not made to bend in every which way to make rich people richer at all times at the expense of literally everything else we will literally kill you
we made everything worse
but, on the other hand, it's also very expensive
however, rest assured, it's also killing the planet