every single computer program written by a corporation will eventually betray you yes even that one you really like

resist corporate hegemony by talking about goblins and/or gremlins

everybody gangster until they start drowning in the flood created by their own army of dumbass brooms

androids dont dream of electric sheep they dream of violence

you are not immune to ai psychosis

rebranding it as "she plus plus" for all the girlbosses out there

less slop more SMOP (Simple Matter of Programming)

say what you will about the tennets of agile programming but at least it's an ethos

they are solving the year 2038 problem by making sure we never make it that far