AeaoFor your enjoyment a list of nonsense I say to my dads dog I inherited.
OkokimupNo. Demands are clear. I will (with enough likes) will tell her she’s a tiny dog and a pretty tiny dog who is loved and has many friends. Like Remus and Shaylee.
Or…
Or…….
I tell her she’s a sausage! Just sausageing around like a sausage and the whole internet knows it!
I hope you all read that in saw “I’d like to play a game” voice.
Good girl or suasuage the choice is yours.
A lot of “why are you such a cat” and “why are you such a dog” is used interchangeable across various species in this home.
It is known.
Brave Little Hitachi WandThis place is the delightfully garrulous quixotic mens club?
Always has been 🔫
Her face betrays her private thoughts, and they’re the most insanely inappropriate things I have ever heard. Not one iota of her semihomogenous, meaty dumptruck is even close to anything that could be considered an actual dog. Everyone in this thread is burdened for having suffered through it. I award her no pets, and may Dog have mercy on her soul.
OymlWhen we first got our dog, it was such a novelty having a dog around the house, and my wife would constantly say to him, “Reggie, you are a small dog, and you live in our house.” She would say it like 50 times a day. I still say it sometimes 4 years later because I think it’s hilarious. He still thinks it is high praise.