Mastodawn

For your enjoyment a list of nonsense I say to my dads dog I inherited.

Also “why is dog?” Is a question asked daily in my house.

Yeah lol I say the stupidest stuff to my pets. Half the time I don’t even know what it means.

“Why are you a dog with a face”

A lot of “why are you such a cat” and “why are you such a dog” is used interchangeable across various species in this home.

It is known.