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Bit my tongue - Lemmy.World

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The big bang left a carcass and we're the maggots.

https://lemmy.world/post/26148246

The big bang left a carcass and we're the maggots. - Lemmy.World

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Uplink supervisor hitting crystal 25m away

https://lemmy.world/post/24049264

Uplink supervisor hitting crystal 25m away - Lemmy.World

It’s me.

How is this Amazon ad anything BUT a trick to get a 7 year old child to get their mitts on dad's phone and charge his credit card $13K in two clicks?

https://lemmy.world/post/23041719

How is this Amazon ad anything BUT a trick to get a 7 year old child to get their mitts on dad's phone and charge his credit card $13K in two clicks? - Lemmy.World

No one would start intentionally shopping for a phone priced that high just by looking at this ad. It has to be a more literal clickbait.

Secret hand sign for "Eat the Rich"?

https://lemmy.world/post/22014730

Secret hand sign for "Eat the Rich"? - Lemmy.World

“Secret” is tongue in cheek. We know people flash the white power hand sign [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_gesture#White_power_symbol] when having their picture taken, as if it isn’t a racist dog whistle. The Bloods [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloods] have a hand sign. I’m impressed that one can spell the entire word with one’s hands. Jeep drivers have a cutesy hand wave [https://driving.ca/features/feature-story/brothers-in-arms-the-secret-handshakes-of-different-car-makes-and-models] that signals a common identity with other Jeep drivers. AFAIK there’s no hand sign that espouses the Eat The Rich [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_the_rich] sentiment. There’s an opportunity to create something new where one doesn’t yet exist. If “Eat the Rich” produced a secret hand gesture, what would/should it look like? I understand the argument of “This doesn’t help; instead write to your congressman or volunteer to burp newborns.” I get that, but this is independent of that. This truly belongs in AskLemmy but their (justified) temporary ban on US politics seems to discourage this question.

Are there artisticly vivid, custom Excel skins?

https://lemmy.world/post/11967200

Are there artisticly vivid, custom Excel skins? - Lemmy.World

Today at work my team rolled our eyes at the latest uttering of “This is a living, breathing document.” I then joked that maybe we could give the spreadsheet some warts and some hair. That got me thinking - are there skins/mods for Excel that are cartoony and ridiculous? A cursory web search only turns up things that look “professional”. Have y’all seen that nasty skin banana [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fni08ss6ch4561.jpg]? Doesn’t this world have that, but in Excel? I’d like to see each cell have not-so-straight lines, some cells with little bumps/warts here and there, and little gross hairs in the corners. Bonus points if they pulsate. A pivot table could maybe have an appearance like it’s protruding out of the sheet, like a cartoon character who swallowed a safe and you can see the big square on their belly. Filtered rows could look like old skin wrinkles. “Excel illustrated by the one(s) responsible for Ren and Stimpy,” I guess. And that’s just one gross hypothetical version. How about themes like Lisa Frank, or the menu from a Final Fantasy game. Think about the worlds in Super Mario Bros 3. Couldn’t we have spreadsheets that are themed like a desert, an ice world, or a jungle. I’m running out of ideas but hopefully you get the picture. DO THESE EXIST?

A protection log entry on Putin's wiki page

https://lemmy.world/post/2741736

A protection log entry on Putin's wiki page - Lemmy.world