For your enjoyment a list of nonsense I say to my dads dog I inherited.

https://lemmy.world/post/44846171

When we first got our dog, it was such a novelty having a dog around the house, and my wife would constantly say to him, “Reggie, you are a small dog, and you live in our house.” She would say it like 50 times a day. I still say it sometimes 4 years later because I think it’s hilarious. He still thinks it is high praise.

To be fair it is kinda high praise. Imagine your wife saying

You a real man and you live in our home.

If she said that randomly it would feel pretty good I’d think.