For your enjoyment a list of nonsense I say to my dads dog I inherited.

https://lemmy.world/post/44846171

At least tell her she is a beautiful sausage.

No. Demands are clear. I will (with enough likes) will tell her she’s a tiny dog and a pretty tiny dog who is loved and has many friends. Like Remus and Shaylee.

Or…

Or…….

I tell her she’s a sausage! Just sausageing around like a sausage and the whole internet knows it!

I hope you all read that in saw “I’d like to play a game” voice.

Good girl or suasuage the choice is yours.