ComradeSharkfuckerdo I accept?
Twinklebreeze Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
oyfrogKing Lear.
It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
endlessedenUnder Pressure, clearly
bdonvr
maccentricI can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist
SanctusI’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
Dr. WeskerOn the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
AngryDeuceI find Michelle to be attractive, so I’d say yes. Unless Mr. Obama is also looking to get freaky, then probably no.
He just wants to watch.
Oh, that’s okay then.
Personally there are exactly 0 US presidents I’d fuck. They do not deserve sex imo
James Garfield was kind of good looking, I might bottom for him.
Lincoln, but only if I get to wear the hat
Oh yeah??? So you’re telling me if we did a comprehensive review of your comments we wouldn’t find any instance of you saying “fuck [president’s name]”???
Checkmate, gottem, I rest my case.
you got me
Would.
Both of them.
OkokimupSome experiences are just so crazy, you have to say yes, given the opportunity, so that freakiness can be born into the universe through you.
You’re not going to not take the Obamas up on a threesome. That kind of opportunity doesn’t knock twice.
Opportunity of a lifetime.
m3t00🌎
zeejoo
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Y’all think you’re gonna bang Michelle while Barack watches but it’s really gonna be Barack banging YOU while Michelle watches.
No. In fact, that makes it better imo.
TheBrideWoreCrimsonIn this room, I’m not the one with two holes…
“I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream”
Evil KittyDo not accept, he only offers 420 do not accept anything less than 69420
RakudjoWait, he offered you 69420? I got offered 42069, and took it because it seemed like a pretty good deal. Now I have ragrets.
u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)Depends on the use case. If thousands get separated, 69,420 looks nicer. If you want a port number, only 42069 is valid.
Korne127At least there would be more eye witnesses to help debunk Joan Rivers’ conspiracy theory.
Hit it and STOP it
Mwa