Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
Perform what though?

King Lear.

It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.

Under Pressure, clearly

Pressure

Pushing down on me

Pressing down on you

I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”