Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
Perform what though?

King Lear.

It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.

Under Pressure, clearly

Pressure

Pushing down on me

Pressing down on you

I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama chants “Yes we can!”
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.

This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

God dammit.

On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
Jesus fucking Christ
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.