ComradeSharkfucker1d ago

do I accept?

https://lemmy.ml/post/45117743

Show threadTwinklebreeze 1d ago
Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
Show threadSanctus
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
Mar 28 at 3:09amWeb
Show threadSoulphite1d ago

This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

God dammit.

Show threadDr. Wesker1d ago
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
Show threaderrer1d ago
Jesus fucking Christ
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Show threadchunes1d ago
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.