Vertigo hasn't entirely cleared up and now I appear to be breaking out in hives which is either a brand new allergy (peanut butter?) or it's stress and this is how I feel about all of that.
(Full disclosure: He's happily half asleep but it looks like such an epic side eye I had to post it.)
In related news, my face is itchy dialled up to 11 and if I was forced to work in an office I would have a very hard time not explaining, carefully and with perfect enunciation, why I would very much like to punch the person who decided now would be a good time to get in said face for no apparent reason.
Pretty sure I'm (conventionally) unemployable at this point, friends. Lots of skills, zero tolerance for nonsense sigh.
Thank you for your bandwidth. And yes, I just took an antihistamine and I will hit my deadlines.
(Narrator: Subject should be approached with extreme caution. She's kind of cute, but was raised by cats. IYKYK. If you don't, you're on your own, Buttercup.)
Stacey Cornelius 🇨🇦
Carolyn