Fesshole 🧻
A colleague continually drones on about how he has no energy without drinking at least five cups of caffeinated coffee a day. The rest of us agreed to only make him decaf and not tell him. It's been three months and he hasn't noticed.
Mar 27 at 6:20pmWeb
Show threadAlan Bellingham2d ago
@fesshole The placebo effect is strong in this one
Show threadDubi is here 2d ago
@fesshole no headaches? I went cold turkey on coffee a few months ago and had splittling headaches for two weeks until I gave up and settled on two cups of coffee a day (down from 5-6). Other people reported even worse withdrawal symptoms, such as vomitting.
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺2d ago
@fesshole Welcome to the power of the placebo.
Show threadsgt13722d ago

@fesshole He doesn't know how to make his own coffee? 🤔

Or do you just let him think that he's "better" than you because you "serve" him decaf coffee everyday to deceive him. 🧐

You just can't trust the "help." 😉

Show threadalexis2d ago
@fesshole Or, perhaps, that's why he feels like he needs 5 cups.
Show threadFlipper 🐬🏳️‍🌈2d ago
@fesshole he's probably doing lines of coke in the loo; the coffee is just a cover.