Fesshole 🧻A colleague continually drones on about how he has no energy without drinking at least five cups of caffeinated coffee a day. The rest of us agreed to only make him decaf and not tell him. It's been three months and he hasn't noticed.
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@fesshole he's probably doing lines of coke in the loo; the coffee is just a cover.