A colleague continually drones on about how he has no energy without drinking at least five cups of caffeinated coffee a day. The rest of us agreed to only make him decaf and not tell him. It's been three months and he hasn't noticed.

@fesshole He doesn't know how to make his own coffee? ๐Ÿค”

Or do you just let him think that he's "better" than you because you "serve" him decaf coffee everyday to deceive him. ๐Ÿง

You just can't trust the "help." ๐Ÿ˜‰