Why’d they call it tuberculosis and not phlegm fatale
@hannah I'm filling out the required TB paperwork with a new TB patient in just a bit here, I wonder if they'd find this funny...
@vapaad make sure you mention it’s now called phlegm treatable with modern antibiotics

@vapaad you must ask them and share the result here.

For science I mean.

@hannah right? the tubers have nothing to do with it.
@hannah why'd they call it a cardiovascular event and not a fatal beating

@hannah

now following you on the basis of this joke alone.

@hannah
For the same reason that those things are called dentures instead of substitooths.
@hannah because you can get TB in parts of the body other than the lungs. Sorry to spoil a good joke (and it is a good joke). My grandfather had it in his lungs and it eventually killed him, but he had a colleague who got it in a finger which had to be amputated. This was a very long time ago and medicine has advanced hugely, which is great.