da_66720h ago
its become in internal meme that accepting a pen from a partner company is corruption/bribery. So we all offer each other pens.
Show threadda_66720h ago
to be honest, I have no idea why I'm subject to corruption training. I'm not customer-facing, nor am I a salesdroid.
Show threadcR0w   🏴‍☠️20h ago
@da_667 So that you remember that you are not part of the authorized bribery AD group.
Show threadda_66720h ago
@cR0w not a member of the executive branch AD group.
Show threadMike20h ago
@da_667 @cR0w turns out it's a dynamic entra group that matches on title with *exec* in the string. Updated my title to "Junior Execution Analyst" and boom, bribery unlocked.
Show threadnyanbinary20h ago
@mdc @da_667 @cR0w ... who are you executing? 
Show threadcR0w   🏴‍☠️
@nyanbinary @mdc @da_667 And are you taking requests?
Mar 26 at 5:44pmWeb
Show threadnyanbinary20h ago
@cR0w @mdc @da_667 everyone in my companies ".*exec.*" groups