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marriage update

https://lemmy.nz/post/35810038

Show threaddumbass1d ago
I could go for a big pile of towels to hide in.
Show threadGladiusB23h ago
It must stink
Show threaddumbass22h ago
You know you can wash towels, right?
Show threadFooBarrington
Oh yeah? And how am I supposed to dry them afterwards, smart guy? With handkerchiefs?!
Mar 26 at 3:44pmWeb
Show threaddumbass22h ago
Show threadSeductiveTortoise20h ago
What is this sorcery?
Show threadByteJunk19h ago

Right? What devilry holds them up like that, and how are they so neatly aligned, almost like in a line??

Throw them in the fire!

Show threadbizarroland19h ago
Given the fact that they can already do this level of sorcery, do you really want to piss them off by burning the towels they have so meticulously levitated?
Show threaddumbass11h ago
I’m not entirely sure.