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marriage update

https://lemmy.nz/post/35810038

Show threaddumbass1d ago
I could go for a big pile of towels to hide in.
Show threadGladiusB21h ago
It must stink
Show threaddumbass
You know you can wash towels, right?
Mar 26 at 3:41pmWeb
Show threadFooBarrington20h ago
Oh yeah? And how am I supposed to dry them afterwards, smart guy? With handkerchiefs?!
Show threaddumbass20h ago
Show threadSeductiveTortoise18h ago
What is this sorcery?
Show threadByteJunk18h ago

Right? What devilry holds them up like that, and how are they so neatly aligned, almost like in a line??

Throw them in the fire!

Show threadbizarroland17h ago
Given the fact that they can already do this level of sorcery, do you really want to piss them off by burning the towels they have so meticulously levitated?
Show threaddumbass9h ago
I’m not entirely sure.
Show threadBarneyPiccolo20h ago
Pfft, SHE can, I guess.