∟⊔⊤∦∣≶1d ago

marriage update

https://lemmy.nz/post/35810038

Show threaddumbass1d ago
I could go for a big pile of towels to hide in.
Show threadGladiusB
It must stink
Mar 26 at 3:19pmWeb
Show threaddumbass1d ago
You know you can wash towels, right?
Show threadFooBarrington1d ago
Oh yeah? And how am I supposed to dry them afterwards, smart guy? With handkerchiefs?!
Show threaddumbass1d ago
Show threadSeductiveTortoise1d ago
What is this sorcery?
Show threadByteJunk1d ago

Right? What devilry holds them up like that, and how are they so neatly aligned, almost like in a line??

Throw them in the fire!

Show threadbizarroland1d ago
Given the fact that they can already do this level of sorcery, do you really want to piss them off by burning the towels they have so meticulously levitated?
Show threaddumbass16h ago
I’m not entirely sure.
Show threadBarneyPiccolo1d ago
Pfft, SHE can, I guess.
Show threadSeductiveTortoise1d ago
I’m not sure what you wrote. Do you think it will stink? Or do you demand that it has to?
Show threadsmh1d ago
I often demand an olfactory component to my calming shelters. The smell of rotting bananas in particular reminds me of my first college advisor’s comfy, crowded office.