YogthosNYT comes up with an absolute banger of a headline that's worthy of The Onion to say that the US is now abandoning their bases across the region. 😆
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/us/politics/iran-us-bases.html
Level 98 🇺🇦@yogthos US marines to work from home and invade Iran via Zoom?... then... Invasion fails due to too many failing to unmute.