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Rusty TSA Agent Sticks Hand Into Wrong Cavity

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As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6H6gE

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As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster movie franchise, President Donald Trump reportedly became unsure...

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#TuckFrump 1h ago

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Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster movie franchise, President Donald Trump reportedly became unsure Monday how his rambling speech on Iran had v…
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#TuckFrump 2h ago

Olympics Bans Trans Athletes From Women’s Events #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6H7cG

Olympics Bans Trans Athletes From Women’s Events

The International Olympic Committee banned transgender women from female events at the upcoming 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and future games, with the IOC also confirming that all athletes wanting to...

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#TuckFrump 2h ago

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In startling new research connecting gaming habits with verbal behavior, a Boston College study… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6H7Ui

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In startling new research connecting gaming habits with verbal behavior, a Boston College study published Monday found that young children who played violent video games were significantly more likely...

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#TuckFrump 4h ago

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In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6H7Dd

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In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpentry...

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