Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

ST. LOUIS—Voicing frustration as he discussed his lack of even the most rudimentary skills, local man Henry Right told reporters Monday that he had finally gotten good enough at his new hobby to understand just how bad he is at it. “I picked up the guitar last year, and after endless hours of private lessons […]
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Uber Driver Casually Mentions This His First Time Driving

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Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs

NEW YORK—Following a scene in which numerous high-profile attendees were observed violently clawing at their own skin, officials at Madison Square Garden acknowledged Wednesday that a severe bedbug outbreak was spread throughout Knicks’ celebrity row by actor Michael Rapaport during the evening’s game. Witnesses reported that Rapaport arrived visibly dishevel…
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham recently released a polarizing new memoir in which she reflects on her rise to fame, past relationships, and the success of Girls. The Onion sat down with the writer to discuss some of the experiences detailed in Famesick. The Onion : What’s your new book about?Dunham: I decided to step outside my comfort zone […]
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