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#TuckFrump 4m ago

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HS3Y

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.

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#TuckFrump 1h ago

The Key To Getting Pregnant Is Letting Everyone Know You’re Trying #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HT0W

#TuckFrump 1h ago

Astonished by the sheer volume of exhibition basketball knowledge that one person could possess,… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HT0X

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Astonished by the sheer volume of exhibition basketball knowledge that one person could possess, sources confirmed Monday that foreign man Deniz Büyükuncu knows an incredible amount about the Harlem...

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#TuckFrump 5h ago

#TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HTTC

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The Onion 7h ago

Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General

President Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi as attorney general after growing frustrated with her handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files and what he perceived as her lack of aggressiveness in prosecuting his political opponents. What do you think?
The post Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General appeared first on The Onion.
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#TuckFrump 18h ago

Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night’s matchup between the New Orleans… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HUdQ

The Onion

Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night’s matchup between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Sacramento Kings reportedly ended with neither team’s players proving able to recover a...

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#TuckFrump 21h ago

Shop on the Onion Store now. We have the shirts, you have the arms. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HVH0

The Onion

Shop on the Onion Store now. We have the shirts, you have the arms.

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#TuckFrump 22h ago

Artist Profile: Zara Larsson #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HVEf

Artist Profile: Zara Larsson

Zara Larsson, the pop star known for “Lush Life” and “Stateside,” is currently on her 2026 Midnight Sun Tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.

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#TuckFrump 23h ago

#TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HVBo

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#TuckFrump 23h ago

Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E6HVBp

Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist

Food conglomerate Nestlé said that about 12 tons of KitKats, or 413,793 candy bars, were stolen after leaving its production site in Italy, with the company stating that “the vehicle and its load are...

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