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You have lots of limitations. Spending shouldn’t be one of them. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Ampk

What To Know About Tariff Refunds #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5Amjc

What To Know About Tariff Refunds

Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump’s tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here’s what you need to know about tariff refunds.

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#TuckFrump 5h ago

In what many are calling the most cringe discovery of the century, a team of archaeologists… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5AmeT

The Onion

In what many are calling the most cringe discovery of the century, a team of archaeologists reportedly uncovered evidence this week of a completely embarrassing Egyptian Rockabilly dynasty. “While...

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#TuckFrump 6h ago

Sources confirmed Friday that the life of local marketing associate Rich Hammond has been plagued by… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5AmU5

The Onion

Sources confirmed Friday that the life of local marketing associate Rich Hammond has been plagued by a series of glaring errors in continuity, leading many to believe it was poorly thought out, with...

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#TuckFrump 6h ago

With his explanation collapsing within seconds under the scrutiny of his parents, local toddler… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5AmU6

The Onion 6h ago

Walls Closing In On Toddler Who Claimed TV Broke Itself

SAN JOSE, CA—With his explanation collapsing within seconds under the scrutiny of his parents, local toddler Timmy Herman reportedly felt the walls closing in on him Thursday after he claimed the TV broke itself. “So you’re telling me you just walked into the living room and the TV shattered all on its own?” said the […]
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lzon_ca 7h ago

Looks like The Onion is getting ready to take over the infowars.com website.

I found this new page, seems to have been made by them, and will be the new 'owners' of InfoWars.

https://global-tetrahedron.com/

I believe very strongly in freedom of speech, but Alex Jones crossed a line.

I may not fully agree with the verdict, but I'm also not going to shed a tear for Alex Jones.

#TheOnion #InfoWars #AlexJones #InfoWarsTakeover #Satire #FreedomOfSpeech

Global Tetrahedron

We Come in Peace

#TuckFrump 7h ago

Make your money proud for once.

Visit The Onion Store. #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5AnSk

The Onion

Make your money proud for once. Visit The Onion Store.

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#TuckFrump 7h ago

The truth is coming. Jim Haggerty returns, only on https://twp.ai/WppmCF #TheOnion https://twp.ai/NSVHo7

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Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

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#TuckFrump 9h ago

Unable to tell the group of acquaintances how he really earns his living, Meta employee Alex Kondell… #TheOnion https://twp.ai/E5AnIV

The Onion

Unable to tell the group of acquaintances how he really earns his living, Meta employee Alex Kondell reportedly stated Monday that he works as a guard in a private prison for disabled children. “I...

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