Mastodawn

Life was already plenty hard before standing up and walking across the room became exhausting. I didn't need mythic tier challenge mode difficulties. I don't get any extra loot for this shit. It just sucks.

"God has a plan for you, Rain."

cognitively accessible math 1d ago

@gwynnion
Sending love amidst the suckage.

Cavyherd 1d ago

@gwynnion

Plotting out carrying stuff into the kitchen & bringing food back & you •still• forget something & have to walk all the damn way back....

@cavyherd Ugh. I always forget something! My boyfriend usually gets up and does it for me, though. 🥰

Cavyherd 1d ago

@gwynnion

Boyfriend is a treasure. I hope he gets properly spoiled in all the ways you able to manage.

@gwynnion When life gives you lemons, you make C-4 and fuck up life's world.

@Kalshann Can you make C-4 with lemons? 🤔

@gwynnion No, you can't - because life or god or physics doesn't want an even playing field.

@Kalshann Puny god. 😤

@gwynnion
If the gods weren't cowards, magic would work.

@Kalshann That's why you gotta scoop out their insides and make holy sherbet out of it! And then eat that stuff! Or something!

@Kalshann Lemon flavored! I don't know! I think I lost control of the metaphor!

@gwynnion
Yeah, I was about to ask... though magical C-4 flavored sounds better!

@Kalshann I just want it to not hurt when I lift my arm. For starters anyway. 🫩

@gwynnion
Is the sherbet like lemon flavored?

@Kalshann Apparently! 😅

Spocko 1d ago

@gwynnion I hear ya. Also, when I hear "When God closes a door, he opens a window." I ask "Why not just open another door?"
What good is an open window? What am I supposed to do? Climb out? What floor am I on? Did God give me wings? A rope? Jesus H. Christ in a jet pack, help a sinner out here!

I get why we create rationalizations & justifications for systems that aren't helping us (like healthcare) It's easier to blame "An act of God" than the humans who should be helping each other.

Cavyherd 1d ago

@gwynnion

If the gods want me to go up against special challenges, they can damn well cough up with the special resources to tackle them with.

militant_dilettante 1d ago

@gwynnion I think I know this particular god, they are a huge asshole.

kit 1d ago

@gwynnion ahhh, yes. Boy Gods who think they are Men Gods. The original toxic masculinity.

I love you, I am proud of you!1d ago

@gwynnion I MUST REITERATE THIS:

Literally EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER DIED HAS DIED FROM THE INABILITY TO WITHSTAND SOMETHING.

So that imaginary friend thing is... such a shitty excuse to make people feel like they're being dramatic about things that aren't okay.

Just horrible to say to people.

ĞÖKÜ👻👻™1d ago

@gwynnion I completed all challenges 😁now we both playing hide & seek.

Kirtai 🏳️‍⚧️1d ago

@gwynnion
When life gives you lemons...
(Source:https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/012.html)

Sharp Cheddar Goblin 1d ago

@gwynnion If this god existed, they'd be a colossal asshole.