Mastodawn

"God gives you special challenges because you're strong enough to handle them."

I'm not the fucking Avengers.

@gwynnion When life gives you lemons, you make C-4 and fuck up life's world.

@Kalshann Can you make C-4 with lemons? 🤔

@gwynnion No, you can't - because life or god or physics doesn't want an even playing field.

@Kalshann Puny god. 😤

@gwynnion
If the gods weren't cowards, magic would work.

@Kalshann That's why you gotta scoop out their insides and make holy sherbet out of it! And then eat that stuff! Or something!

@Kalshann Lemon flavored! I don't know! I think I lost control of the metaphor!

@gwynnion
Yeah, I was about to ask... though magical C-4 flavored sounds better!

@Kalshann I just want it to not hurt when I lift my arm. For starters anyway. 🫩

@gwynnion
Is the sherbet like lemon flavored?

@Kalshann Apparently! 😅