Cassia πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡©πŸ‡°6d ago
captain acab 
our house, in the middle of the street 🎢
Mar 25 at 7:37pmWeb
Show threadBytebro πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±Mar 25

@redsad

Totally love your caption!

Show threadMelancholic Mediocrity Mar 25
@redsad I'll allow it despite the dreadful earworm
Show threadStΔ³n van DrongelenMar 25
@LibertyForward1 @redsad It does make me wonder if we need a feature in Mastodon to simulate what YTMND used to do.
Show threadMorganMar 25
@redsad Why am I not surprised it's I-85?
Show threadMichael WymanMar 25
@redsad @LibertyForward1 Madness!
Show threadMarcel WaldvogelMar 25
@mwyman @redsad @LibertyForward1
In more than one respect, indeed! 😎
Show threadJennyFluff  πŸ’ΎMar 25
@redsad you can't park your house there, mate!
Show threadbazkie πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ’» bitplanes 🎡Mar 25
@JennyFluff @redsad 🀣
Show threadVMar 25
@tamzin
Show threadEm & future cats πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆMar 25
@redsad This makes so much more sense than what that song was originally intended for !!!! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Thanks for sharing🩷
Show threaderinaceusMar 25
@redsad Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Show threadaburka 🫣Mar 25
@redsad big house stuck
Show threadWilfried KlaebeMar 25

House tired, house sleep.

@redsad

Show threadNazoMar 25

@redsad Well thanks a lot. Now that's stuck in my head.

The worst thing is I only remember those lyrics so it just plays on repeat like a broken record. You have no idea how evil what you've just done truly is.

Show threadcuan_knaggsMar 25
@nazokiyoubinbou @redsad just don't blame it on the sunshine
Show threadLevel 98 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Mar 25
@redsad An immobile mobile home.
Show threadAlexMar 25
@redsad That’s madness.
Show threadOrb 2069Mar 25

@redsad

E V E R L I V I N'

Show threadjan klarname ullrichMar 25
@redsad
new ever given highway edition
Show threadnowhereman (nicht der andere!)Mar 25

@redsad
Okay, I appreciate this successful joke, but I have a technical question.

How did this remarkable transport construction manage to gain access to the highway?

Show threadK_L_CooperMar 25
@redsad
Oh... that's one of those "off-the-grid," unregistered #ICE interogation centers❗ πŸ™„ πŸ‘€
Show threadMΓΆchtegernMar 25
@redsad Honestly, as a non-native English speaker back as a child with rudimentary English, I really did not grasp what β€žmiddle of the streetβ€œ meant. From β€žIn the Middelova Streetβ€œ (maybe somewhere in New York?) to basically what we see in the picture above πŸ˜…
Show threadStumpy The MuttMar 25
@sternengucker @redsad Middelova St. Is Wossamotta U.'s address!
Show threadRabbit CohenMar 26
@sternengucker @redsad As a native English speaker, I thought that it was literally IN the street (like the picture above) until I was like 25 years old.
Show threadHot Dog Water, will not complyMar 25

@redsad

Utter madness.

Show threadπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Little-kMar 25
@redsad
The dude in black standing beside the front end, " Well, fuck."
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 25

@redsad

real estate agent: "open floor plan. plenty of parking. easy access to local highway"

Show threadThe Penguin of EvilMar 25
@redsad a house plant...
Show threadPaul MartinMar 25
@[email protected] @[email protected] prefab sprout?
Show threadRostundRadMar 25
@redsad Danke fΓΌr den Ohrwurm
Show threadDagMar 25

@redsad was your caption intentional?

https://www.madness.co.uk/songs/our-house/

Our House - Madness

Madness
Show threaddch  Mar 25
@redsad somebody is going to have an awkward conversation with the insurers, and the erstwhile homeowners.
Show threadking toot uncommon  πŸ΄Mar 25
@redsad guy outside shouting at passing cars "get off my property!"
Show threadjtbMar 25
@redsad https://www.yahoo.com/news/tractor-trailer-carrying-mobile-home-153814976.html
Tractor trailer carrying mobile home crashes in Charlotte, some I-485 lanes reopen

UPDATE: Two of the I-485 inner loop lanes at Moores Chapel Road are reopen.

Yahoo News
Show threadNu ModularMar 25
@redsad Utter Madness!
Show threadMichael GemarMar 25
@redsad It’s no longer a very very very fine house.
Show threadBob Blaskiewicz πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±Mar 25
@redsad Hey! That's where we used to sleep!
Show threadisolMar 25

@redsad

News story:

https://www.newsweek.com/house-blocks-highway-traffic-falling-off-truck-1802735

House Blocks Highway Traffic After Falling Off Truck

A spokesperson for the North Carolina Department of Public Transportation confirmed to Newsweek that the home had fallen off of a tractor trailer on Thursday.

Newsweek
Show threadThe TurtleMar 25

@redsad

"Cop said, 'where do you live?'
I said, 'RIGHT HERE!'"

Show threadWillMar 25
@redsad
🀣
Show threadoli_34160Mar 25
@redsad πŸ˜‚
Show threadEric BonoMar 25

@redsad

#ConfuseASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

Show threadAlice Mar 25
@redsad
Show threadpurple: licenced to sticky plasterMar 26
@alice @redsad Nothing would come between us 🎢
Show thread𝕂ℕ𝔽 𝕀𝕆𝕆 ☎️6d ago
@purple @alice @redsad two dreamers (came here to say this).
Show threadSimon ZerafaMar 25

@redsad

That just Madness! πŸ˜‚

Show threadR. L.Mar 25
@redsad
You know you're a Redneck when your house is mobile, but your trucks not...
Show threadLam 'al AdieMar 25
@redsad
is a very, very fine house
Show threadBirgit Lachner  πŸ“―6d ago
@Lamal @redsad a previsously fine house
Show threadLam 'al Adie6d ago
@birgitlachner
But the roof, the roof ain't on fire (yet)
@redsad
Show threadJustSayingMar 25
@redsad Who needs building consnets?
Show threadZSMar 25
@redsad So close. It’s β€œβ€¦middle of our street”.
Show threadBernd PetrovitschπŸ”΄πŸ”΄πŸ”΄β™‚οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊMar 25
@redsad "Ever Given" streetversion ;-)
Show threadWilliamBobMar 26
@redsad -if a noted bicyclist, dancer, and band leader's voice is what you hear...that's just a proof of the living treasures that are M.Byrne, et al.
Show threadDJ Enno6d ago
@redsad 
Show threadJacket6d ago
@redsad House drifting.
Show threadmirabilos6d ago
@jacket @redsad multi-lane drifting!
Show threadMooMoo the Cat6d ago
@redsad I cannot stop laughing at this image paired with that reference.