goaty goats (she) 
High fantasy setting where humans have Boston accents, elves have Minnesota accents, and dwarves have Baltimore accents
䷰ Xīn Jīn Mèng 新金梦"Lissen, friend, you should know that when push comes t'shove, then yas can count on me an' my swaard."
"N'my bow!"
"An' diss ax!"