When you work in IT, you must use critical thinking skills at least once in a while ... right?
Yes. But also you must be overridden by executives who do not. Which is why you must document everything.
"MBA? More like MFing Ahole, am I right?"
BS (abbrev.): Bull shit
MS (abbrev.): More shit
PhD (abbrev.): Piled high, Deeply.
<adjusts glasses> "Well maybe we should put you in charg-" Yes! Please! I've been begging to be put in charge for nearly a decade now. We would all be three weeks and half a million dollarydoos richer!
<looks around covertly> Maybe... Who's asking?