Sammy Arson, flirting with the hard left :3The former Conservative MP and justice minister Crispin Blunt has pleaded guilty to possessing illegal drugs, including cannabis and crystal meth.
sorry his name is WHAT
dakkar@theresnotime british politics make you believe in nominative determinism, eh
lux 🦊ΘΔ
😺 Oror@SharpLimefox @theresnotime probably tortures and kill force-femmed lads for his sexual satisfaction
Mini@theresnotime omg yesssss i luv evry time his name comes up
angelthorns@theresnotime I love Britain
Frawst@theresnotime life imitates art
Dawn Tåke 🌙 
@theresnotime
Waiting for his American doppelganger, Doobie McReefer, to get caught.
Waiting for his American doppelganger, Doobie McReefer, to get caught.
pyro gamingcrazy that weed is still illegal in UK, TIL
king toot uncommon 
🏴@theresnotime no shame in crispin' a blunt. If he weren't a fucking Tory
Traveling OSM Salesgirl Problem ✊🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦@theresnotime Sometimes I wish the nominative determinism memes didn’t write themselves…
Simon Zerafa (Status: 
😊)Mr Blunt has smoked a Blunt, it seems 😌🤷♂️
Gray Ace Combat
Luna Lactea@theresnotime How did they not see this coming?
cyanidesunrise@theresnotime another brilliant move, Kojima
Davip Prestnod@theresnotime Emily Blunt's Uncle
BenThis is extremely funny.
"His knowledge of first hand use of drugs was used to inform how policies could be implemented."
Sleepwithdemons
materializing variations@TheBreadmonkey @theresnotime Those of us who grew up in methy towns will recognize its mark on his facial features.
sanpan@TheBreadmonkey @theresnotime What comes next? Politicians snorting cocain off toilet seats? I‘m going back to cryo sleep. Wake me when the madness subsides.
jonathankoren™```He said he had considered taking the case to a jury trial, to argue that he should be acquitted on the basis that the charges of possession of drugs should not exist.```
Bold strategy.
Charles ☭ 
is a GreenBlunt for PM.
No seriously, how is it that this Tory is so much to the left of Starmer with a better position on human rights?
Dudula the Dud@theresnotime His cousin is named Mary-Jane Spliff
RightSprung will not complyBwaaahahaha
Urthdigger Quickclaw@theresnotime I guess Ace Attorney names aren’t all that unrealistic
E. C. Bigribs@theresnotime He has an adorable little schnauzer named Puffin.
Puffin Blunt.