Jeff Clough
Fesshole 🧻When I spilt up with my absolute cock of an ex, he really dragged his heels moving his shit out. He'd spent years restoring an old MG which was taking up space in my garage. So I took the inside of the drivers door off and put a marble in there to roll around.
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Fishercat
CavyherdThe variant I'd heard is shrimp sewn into the hem of the curtains.
Even better, because while they may not take the curtain rods with them after the smell forces them to move, the probably will take the curtains. & bonus, bc it'll contaminate everything else that's packed in the same box.
This must be some sort of Tradition then, I think. I think the variant I saw was on Oprah or something.
George BA truly horrifying prank I have heard of but never seen actually done is to take out a bicycle seat and stick a hotdog in the seat tube so it slowly rots.
This is like a far less disgusting version
MauriceThe usual procedure I'm familiar with is put a small ball bearing in hubcap.
Rob Vincent 🎙️@cavyherd @fesshole A little gravel has the same effect while giving you plausible deniability. A ball bearing was obviously put there deliberately to piss somebody off, letting the target know they've been pranked when they find it. Gravel could have been naturally picked up somehow and, on discovery, just makes the target feel like more of a loser.
Ah! Excellent point!
D Ingram@Rob_T_Firefly @cavyherd @fesshole The head of a pop rivet in the door would give similar plausible deniability