When I spilt up with my absolute cock of an ex, he really dragged his heels moving his shit out. He'd spent years restoring an old MG which was taking up space in my garage. So I took the inside of the drivers door off and put a marble in there to roll around.

@fesshole

A truly horrifying prank I have heard of but never seen actually done is to take out a bicycle seat and stick a hotdog in the seat tube so it slowly rots.

This is like a far less disgusting version

@gbargoud @fesshole That's proper rank! I mean they're nasty enough when fresh! ๐Ÿ˜„