When I spilt up with my absolute cock of an ex, he really dragged his heels moving his shit out. He'd spent years restoring an old MG which was taking up space in my garage. So I took the inside of the drivers door off and put a marble in there to roll around.
@fesshole now that's how shithousery is done properly! ๐Ÿ˜„
@baiteh @fesshole That's right up there with shrimp in the curtain rods.

@Fishercat @baiteh @fesshole

The variant I'd heard is shrimp sewn into the hem of the curtains.

Even better, because while they may not take the curtain rods with them after the smell forces them to move, the probably will take the curtains. & bonus, bc it'll contaminate everything else that's packed in the same box.

@cavyherd @Fishercat @fesshole the gift that keeps on giving...