Knut Branson
Max LeibmanChoose your fighter.
π¨βπ« π» π
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(Please boost for Science.)
| Reply Guy | |
| Post Ghost | |
| Fave Babe | |
| Boost Goose | |
| Quote Goat | |
| Poll Troll |
Poll ends at .
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Cut loose
Boost Goose.
Spread posts, memes, pics, and news.
Ooh @TheBreadmonkey
Boost it, boost it for meβ¦
(Sorry, Ben. Sorry Kenny Loggins.)
Cut loose
Boost Goose.
Spread posts, memes, pics, and news.
Ooh @TheBreadmonkey
Boost it, boost it for meβ¦
(Sorry, Ben. Sorry Kenny Loggins.)
BenBenny Loggins
woe2you@TheBreadmonkey @maxleibman You're on a highway to the mildly inconvenient zone?
Fiona Craig
Scott@TheBreadmonkey @maxleibman Benny (too many) Logins, the rad tech bro who launches a password manager.
Phil Haigh@TheBreadmonkey @maxleibman breadloose?
If this poll gets 1000 boosts, I promise not to vibe code a Street Fighter clone based on these characters.
https://beige.party/@maxleibman/116278681736727721
https://beige.party/@maxleibman/116278681736727721
Max Leibman (@[email protected])
Choose your fighter. π¨βπ« π» π πͺΏ π π§ (Please boost for Science.) [ ] Reply Guy [ ] Post Ghost [ ] Fave Babe [ ] Boost Goose [ ] Quote Goat [ ] Poll Troll
Juniper π³οΈββ§οΈπ²@maxleibman does that mean you'll make it without vibe coding?
Speed demon πͺπΊ π³π΄πΊπ¦π΅πΈ@maxleibman Darn, I already boosted.
You either die a Boost Goose, or live long enough to see yourself become a Reply Guy.
Lizzie---@maxleibman who you calling a boost goose (boosting the insult)
@Lizette603_23 Boost Goose wants to know what you mean by insult? πͺΏ
@maxleibman yo mama
Guillotine Jones, FlΓ’neur@maxleibman
What's the career path for shitposter, Max?
What's the career path for shitposter, Max?
SearingTruthOr die with your blood splattered upon the ground before you choose fellow citizen Max Leibman.
ST
"History records that we are all forsaken together."
SearingTruth
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Kierkethumbs up convincingly@maxleibman what is a post ghost?
@Kierkegaanks I was originally just rhyming, but now that I think about it I think I do have a definition: someone whoβs posting but not really here.
Big accounts like Robert Reich or George Takei who just have their content cross-posted but donβt participate. Or bridged from Bluesky.
@maxleibman the ghosts of tootricity howls in the bones of her face, kind of
Internet Rando@maxleibman @Kierkegaanks this is a great definition, and I wish I could change my vote.
π₯Cassandraπ₯@maxleibman I was a boost goose for science, but my heart is with poll troll.
@Cassandra I feel like a Poll Troll just for posting this. π€£
F. βββββ@maxleibman could not resist to vote for poll troll π
Melissa@maxleibman
Wait, if it's who am I, then I want "weird and feared", no....uncraven raven!!
Wait, if it's who am I, then I want "weird and feared", no....uncraven raven!!
ahimsaI think I might be tag hag? π€
(I just realized that's ambiguous! Using hashtags, not tagging others)
@maxleibman
# Tag Hag? π§ββοΈ
# Tag Hag? π§ββοΈ
Jess Fairbairn@jbeanz this is how I feel trying to actually find people to talk to on mastodon
Kim Possible 
@maxleibman π«΄πͺΏ
GinevraCat@maxleibman I had to choose the goat. It's a rule.
(Also, I am not allowed to have a pet goat. My husband threatened to put this clause in our ante-nuptial contract, but eventually left it out because he does not want to risk me choosing between him and goat. )
sanpan@maxleibman Is the reply guy a short sickly looking basement dwelling stereotype or more like a testosteron-ladden muscular white alpha-male?
And what sort of troll were you thinking? I guess a Tolkien-like troll will mop the floor with any goat or reply guy.
But can he hurt a ghost?
And what person throws a babe into the fight?
This isnΒ΄t science.
And what sort of troll were you thinking? I guess a Tolkien-like troll will mop the floor with any goat or reply guy.
But can he hurt a ghost?
And what person throws a babe into the fight?
This isnΒ΄t science.
@sanpan A babe (attractive woman), not a babe (baby). Hence the nail polish emoji. Sheβll kick your ass.
@maxleibman Thanks for clearing that up, nail polish as a +1 magical attack can indeed hurt trolls and ghosts, and probably also reply guys, which IΒ΄m not, IΒ΄m just a guy rep...oh damn!
Sebastian Stautz@maxleibman I have a quote machine gun fully loaded!
And I can also do quote bullet time, showing every precious details.π«π«β
And I can also do quote bullet time, showing every precious details.π«π«β
Kevin Karhan 
@maxleibman
I now boost polls but don't vote in them, Max, because my atypical way of looking at things could possibly skew the results in an unscientific direction.
I now boost polls but don't vote in them, Max, because my atypical way of looking at things could possibly skew the results in an unscientific direction.
@Guillotine_Jones Science must account for everything. Havenβt you heard of strange attractors ? @maxleibman
@Guillotine_Jones @maxleibman Don't look it up, just go with what you know it aught to mean.
K4-713 
@maxleibman I guess the Blog Frog has to stay out of this until activitypub gets wider adoption in more contexts.
64 Islands Aroha Cooperative@maxleibman the boosty goose gets the most juice! πͺΏ
Alessandro Corazza π¨π¦No contest - Reply Guy will win out of sheer endurance, like a persistence hunter.
paul"That Reply Guy is out there, he can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with, he doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and he absolutely will not stop⦠EVER, until you block him!"
great poll @maxleibman
as @KanaMauna said:
"You have succeeded in defining the Mastodon character class system"
i virtually identify as a reply guy.
"No! You stay alive! If they don't kill you, they'll take you north up to the federated timeline. Submit, do you hear? You're strong! You survive! You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you! No matter how long it takes, no matter how far. I will reply to you!"
paul (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image @Soldusty @TheBreadmonkey What about that shadowy place? That's the Federated timeline. You must never go there.
caitp@maxleibman what about the dlc chars, selfy spelfy, art mcgart, fashion macguffin, edgy smedgy, nudie galewdy and mlm wholesaler poster
KanaMaunaThis is it. You have succeeded in defining the Mastodon character class system.
Hotter, More Cross BunnyThere's NOTHING worse than a poll troll.
materializing variations@HCBunny @maxleibman If he don't troll no polls, then he don't eat no rolls
Furbland's Very Cool Mastodonβ’@maxleibman I AM THE BOOST GOOSE