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Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Folks, it is about an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots by a gaggle of nerds, best set up a hashtag filter.

If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD (1974), which... Is actually the second movie of a trilogy? Huh. Effects by Harryhausen, should be a good time :D

The flick's available free with ads over on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/674379/the-golden-voyage-of-sinbad

Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/arabian-nights-1974/The+Golden+Voyage+of+Sinbad.avi

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along. See you there!

#Movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

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Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Five minutes until #Monsterdon! Get your shit together one way or another!

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

🪔 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🪔

(Sheherezahd is about to start!)

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Schneer, we fear! #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Holy shit, Caroline Munroe AND FUCKING TOM BAKER????? God, I don't have NEARLY enough jokes about teeth for this!! #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's obviously claymation! #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

It can't be THAT evil, it's shiny! Nothing bad ever comes from shiny! Right? #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

HOLY SHIT TRANSPARENT CAROLINE MUNROE #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

wHAT DID WE FUCKING SAY SINBAD #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

And now transparent Tom Baker! We're really getting a look at the outlines of some real stars tonight. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Now a wet T-shirt contest, this is a very sexy movie. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Okay guys, I'm calling no singing the Gilligan's Island theme >:| #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"We are way off-course."

You're way off-SCRIPT buddy. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

These cliche-tossing men would one day evolve into the Children of Tama. #Monsterdon #TomBakerHisTeethWide

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"You are captain Sinbad?"

I'm Captain Sin-GREAT #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Wow, that was an authentic HIIIIIYAH right there. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

It must be said Tom really should *not* be sporting facial hair. >_> #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"He who searches for pearls should not sleep."

And mice who seek bananas must walk the tightrope above the linen closet. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"A man versed in every black art."

My god, he trains LLMs!? I should have strangled him with my bare hands! #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

OH that was a *professional* squeak. They had Spooky Squeak Technicians in the house for this film. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"Tie up your camel."

Yeah, saddle your chocobo, old man. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

I get Sinbad's frustration here, I once had a mouse hiding behind my stove -_-; #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

And THAT's why you don't rake the leaves. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

This movie's just a commercial for Expedia's Dubai office. #Monsterdon

"Bad dates." #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Ah, there's Ms. Munroe. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Yes, that greasepaint is definitely a birthmark. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Helm, set course for the Crab Nebula. Warp three. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"Every voyage has its own flavor."

Mm, sour apple and a hint of aftershave. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"Lemuria?"

Yeah, there's a limited number of mythological lost lands the public's gonna recognize. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Okay that bit was actually funny, well done :D #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"You're free! You can go anywhere you want! As long as it's anywhere in this fifteen-foot boat I've confined you to." #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

I wonder what the kraken is doing right now. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

OO or hey, you know what would be REALLY badass? Harryhausen Allah. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Those famous Tom Baker googly eyes <3 #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Wow, Tom. There are cheaper ways to transition. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

"Stooop iiiiiit" #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

I don't mean to be a backseat adventurer, but I'm pretty sure you do NOT light things on fire by stabbing at them with a torch like it's a spear. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Yeah, Animate Artifact only lasts until end of turn. Sorry, Tom. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

In unrelated news, a miniature floated to the bottom of an aquarium. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Tom always did know how to chew the scenery <3 #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Oh, so we're running on Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders rules here. #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

...Oh tell me he's not brewing another homunculous 🤢 #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

ugh, he is, that's a beaker full of Baker pee D: #Monsterdon

Cactuar Joe 1d ago

Yeah, I get it batboy, I feel the same way first thing in the morning. #Monsterdon

Neia masks 1d ago

@CactuarJoe When all you've got is a hammer...

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖1d ago

@CactuarJoe *doctor who theme starts* #monsterdon

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖1d ago

@CactuarJoe probably inking a new sketch.

@CactuarJoe Trying to read Clash of the Titans contract with ridiculously large bifocals. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖1d ago

@CactuarJoe "now make me a sammich" #monsterdon

Ben Ramsey 1d ago

@xerozohar @CactuarJoe At least he realized how it sounded and said “please.”

strangefour with the Pleiades 1d ago

@CactuarJoe ya know, because of the implications. Ah the Sinbad method.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™1d ago

@CactuarJoe to be fair, no one else can get off the boat either

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖1d ago

@CactuarJoe smells like fake old spice #monsterdon

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖1d ago

@CactuarJoe *tardis noises* #monsterdon

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖1d ago

@CactuarJoe that got me good