so this whole movie was about the king in the mask getting his sexy Squidward momentโ€ฆ and then fucking off into the sea in a pirate ship.

welp, monsternauts. it was totally worth it.

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No More Drama for Kali ๐Ÿ˜ž

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OMG Kali kinda looks like Mary J Blige

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Kali is too bad ass to be defending creepy Doctor Who

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so that guy in the mask does shit?

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that Kali was stomping like they were from an HBCU in School Daze

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OMG just as i thought the TinTin factor couldnโ€™t get worse in this movie, they give us green weirdos with every asian symbol imaginable screaming in tongues before a metal Kali busts out a move for the creepy Doctor.

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this incantation could have been an email

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zoom meetings would burn you out in ancient times

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i like big dharma and i cannot lie

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