Cactuar JoeHoly shit, Caroline Munroe AND FUCKING TOM BAKER????? God, I don't have NEARLY enough jokes about teeth for this!! #Monsterdon
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's obviously claymation! #Monsterdon
It can't be THAT evil, it's shiny! Nothing bad ever comes from shiny! Right? #Monsterdon
HOLY SHIT TRANSPARENT CAROLINE MUNROE #Monsterdon
wHAT DID WE FUCKING SAY SINBAD #Monsterdon
And now transparent Tom Baker! We're really getting a look at the outlines of some real stars tonight. #Monsterdon
Now a wet T-shirt contest, this is a very sexy movie. #Monsterdon
Okay guys, I'm calling no singing the Gilligan's Island theme >:| #Monsterdon
"We are way off-course."
You're way off-SCRIPT buddy. #Monsterdon
These cliche-tossing men would one day evolve into the Children of Tama. #Monsterdon #TomBakerHisTeethWide
"You are captain Sinbad?"
I'm Captain Sin-GREAT #Monsterdon
Wow, that was an authentic HIIIIIYAH right there. #Monsterdon
It must be said Tom really should *not* be sporting facial hair. >_> #Monsterdon
"He who searches for pearls should not sleep."
And mice who seek bananas must walk the tightrope above the linen closet. #Monsterdon
"A man versed in every black art."
My god, he trains LLMs!? I should have strangled him with my bare hands! #Monsterdon
OH that was a *professional* squeak. They had Spooky Squeak Technicians in the house for this film. #Monsterdon
"Tie up your camel."
Yeah, saddle your chocobo, old man. #Monsterdon
I get Sinbad's frustration here, I once had a mouse hiding behind my stove -_-; #Monsterdon
And THAT's why you don't rake the leaves. #Monsterdon
This movie's just a commercial for Expedia's Dubai office. #Monsterdon
"Bad dates." #Monsterdon
Ah, there's Ms. Munroe. #Monsterdon
Yes, that greasepaint is definitely a birthmark. #Monsterdon
Helm, set course for the Crab Nebula. Warp three. #Monsterdon
"Every voyage has its own flavor."
Mm, sour apple and a hint of aftershave. #Monsterdon
"Lemuria?"
Yeah, there's a limited number of mythological lost lands the public's gonna recognize. #Monsterdon
Okay that bit was actually funny, well done :D #Monsterdon
"You're free! You can go anywhere you want! As long as it's anywhere in this fifteen-foot boat I've confined you to." #Monsterdon
I wonder what the kraken is doing right now. #Monsterdon
OO or hey, you know what would be REALLY badass? Harryhausen Allah. #Monsterdon
Those famous Tom Baker googly eyes <3 #Monsterdon
Wow, Tom. There are cheaper ways to transition. #Monsterdon
"Stooop iiiiiit" #Monsterdon
I don't mean to be a backseat adventurer, but I'm pretty sure you do NOT light things on fire by stabbing at them with a torch like it's a spear. #Monsterdon
Yeah, Animate Artifact only lasts until end of turn. Sorry, Tom. #Monsterdon
In unrelated news, a miniature floated to the bottom of an aquarium. #Monsterdon
Tom always did know how to chew the scenery <3 #Monsterdon
Oh, so we're running on Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders rules here. #Monsterdon
...Oh tell me he's not brewing another homunculous 🤢 #Monsterdon
ugh, he is, that's a beaker full of Baker pee D: #Monsterdon
Yeah, I get it batboy, I feel the same way first thing in the morning. #Monsterdon
I want one <3 #Monsterdon
*plants Caroline Munroe in the sand* I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR STARCRASH #Monsterdon
"You didn't tell me it'd be dangerous!"
Dude hasn't really grasped that he's On An Adventure™, huh #Monsterdon
"My heart is full of courage! But I have very cowardly legs."
And ankles of indifference, and toes full of ambivilence. The elbows are full of pastrami, just in case. #Monsterdon
You have to give a presentation? What is this, the mystical DMV? #Monsterdon
Oh dang, well's full of sunshine. Oh, no, sorry. Woke up Oscar the Grouch. #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah, true evil lies in the hearts of mankind, can I have a towel? You're spitting all over. #Monsterdon
♫ Go north, young Sinbad ♪ #Monsterdon
And THAT is why you never touch anything but the lamp. #Monsterdon
NOOOO, NOT OUR LITTLE SQUEAKY FRIEND! #Monsterdon
...oh come on, really? You were doing so well, movie :/ #Monsterdon
I can't tell if these Tribesmen are green or if it's just the shitty compositing :/ #Monsterdon
Flash mobs are so weird. #Monsterdon
He's really more of a chemist build than a wizard, huh. #Monsterdon
Okay, damn, Harry. We get it. You're the shit, you're the OG, we get it. #Monsterdon
Harryhausen just fucking stunting on us for like a solid minute 9_9 #Monsterdon
Aw yeah, gimme that sweet sweet six armed combat :D #Monsterdon
We are getting a WHOLE big slice of Harryhausen here :D #Monsterdon
Sinbad's running out of flankers, gonna lose Advantage on these attacks. #Monsterdon
"Once again we see that there is nothing you can have that I cannot take away." #Monsterdon
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