“Wait” the bicycle said.

“Who said that?” the person holding the bolt cutters lowered them.

“My owner is a wizard,” the bicycle continued, “who is tired of losing bicycles.”

“Bicycles don’t talk” Mx bolt-cutter counterfactually replied.

“Speak the words ‘I would like a bicycle’ and you will receive a bicycle”

“Uh, I would like…a bicycle?”

*glingglinggling* “There you go. On your way”

“Uh, thanks I guess”

“Leave the bolt cutters. or else.”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Universal_Bicycle_Income for @ash