Kit Bashir“Wait” the bicycle said.
“Who said that?” the person holding the bolt cutters lowered them.
“My owner is a wizard,” the bicycle continued, “who is tired of losing bicycles.”
“Bicycles don’t talk” Mx bolt-cutter counterfactually replied.
“Speak the words ‘I would like a bicycle’ and you will receive a bicycle”
“Uh, I would like…a bicycle?”
*glingglinggling* “There you go. On your way”
“Uh, thanks I guess”
“Leave the bolt cutters. or else.”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Universal_Bicycle_Income for @ash