At about the two-mile-mark of my morning run, there's a lonely, abandoned 100 Grand candy bar. It was likely dropped by a careless trick-or-treater last Fall; and it has remained there (sealed!) for almost half-a-year.

Someday it will break me. I will eat the road chocolate. Probably soon.

#running

Don't litter, kids.

#running #RoadChocolate #NotDeadYet

@RxBrad

Am I pretty much guaranteed of going to hell when I drop by used gel packs on the side of the road?

@cricket_bacon Just some tasty microplastics for the local wildlife. They love it.

@RxBrad

I knew it. I AM going to hell. ... stupid microplastics.