@lowqualityfacts Used to work with a chap called Buckethead. Among 100's of examples was the crossword - "3-letter word for an adhesive", his answer - "glu".... Requested to pack 10 metres of stair carpet plus a "pattern" , he just sent the pattern - about 75 cms! -- which left the roll too short to complete the (corrected) order. He was one of a kind.....