Alice McFlurry 

I don’t know if anyone remembers my post about how I was obsessed with a neighboring apartment because their lights were always on and their bed was always perfectly made until my husband let me know that my Rear Window obsession was just a model apartment in my complex, but I just realized that my toilet has a perfect view of that apartment if I keep the bathroom door open so now I’m contemplating hanging out on the toilet all day long just so I can try to wave at the people who may happen to tour that apartment.

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Mar 22 at 3:20amWeb
Show threadpkprotoplasm6d ago
@Alice better close the door so prospective tenants don’t watch you poop. they gotta pay extra for that
Show threadAlmostlyHarmless6d ago
@Alice Everyone needs a hobby. Glad you found yours! Voyeurism is a bit niche, but I don't judge. ✌️
Show thread💀 𝓕airchild 💀6d ago
@Alice Aside: The architect who decided on those high windows did you right.
Show threadMatthias Rex 🦣6d ago
@Alice Your assignment: Feign interest in the apartment somehow (or wear a disguise) and take a tour of it yourself and get your husband to take a photo of you from this vantage point.
Show threadLeona6d ago
@Alice this sounds like a wonderful metaphor....
Show threadSharpe!6d ago
@Alice This is what a hero looks like.
Show threadPaper Moon6d ago

@Alice I remember this. I think this photo has Hopper's Night Hawks kind of vibe.

Also, the show apartment now has a view of your toilet. I wonder if the viewers will think of Hopper's Night Hawks.

Show threadFlaming Whale6d ago
@Alice
Show threadUltramundane6d ago
@Alice You need a life-sized cardboard in Alice standee (or sit-ee, if it’s on the throne) to keep watch while you’re away.
Show threadAlice McFlurry 5d ago
@Ultramundane This is a really good idea! I don’t know why I don’t already have one.
Show threadStephen Borrill6d ago
@Alice I want to know now about this thing. Is it a banjo in a mirror?
Show threadAlice McFlurry 5d ago

@sborrill You can see it a little bit better in the initial photo. I think it's just a painting or photo of musical instruments and that's specifically an acoustic guitar.

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Alice McFlurry :bc: (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image This apartment is located diagonally across from mine and I have been obsessed with it since the day I moved in because it seems really tidy and the bed is always made, but I have never seen anyone in it and I've been making up elaborate reasons for why I've never seen the occupants like they work opposite schedules or they're so short they don't even reach the window sill, but my husband just broke the news that I've been diligently monitoring a vacant model unit the entire time.

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Show threadStephen Borrill5d ago
@Alice I suppose that's better than being kept awake by Dueling Banjos all night
https://youtu.be/J6UG1Jlwiow
Dueling Banjos

YouTube
Show threadGuillotine Jones, Flâneur5d ago
@Alice
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, Alice, and I, for one, support you in doing it.