I don’t know if anyone remembers my post about how I was obsessed with a neighboring apartment because their lights were always on and their bed was always perfectly made until my husband let me know that my Rear Window obsession was just a model apartment in my complex, but I just realized that my toilet has a perfect view of that apartment if I keep the bathroom door open so now I’m contemplating hanging out on the toilet all day long just so I can try to wave at the people who may happen to tour that apartment.

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@Alice I want to know now about this thing. Is it a banjo in a mirror?

@sborrill You can see it a little bit better in the initial photo. I think it's just a painting or photo of musical instruments and that's specifically an acoustic guitar.

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Attached: 1 image This apartment is located diagonally across from mine and I have been obsessed with it since the day I moved in because it seems really tidy and the bed is always made, but I have never seen anyone in it and I've been making up elaborate reasons for why I've never seen the occupants like they work opposite schedules or they're so short they don't even reach the window sill, but my husband just broke the news that I've been diligently monitoring a vacant model unit the entire time.

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@Alice I suppose that's better than being kept awake by Dueling Banjos all night
https://youtu.be/J6UG1Jlwiow
Dueling Banjos

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