Alice McFlurry 
I don’t know if anyone remembers my post about how I was obsessed with a neighboring apartment because their lights were always on and their bed was always perfectly made until my husband let me know that my Rear Window obsession was just a model apartment in my complex, but I just realized that my toilet has a perfect view of that apartment if I keep the bathroom door open so now I’m contemplating hanging out on the toilet all day long just so I can try to wave at the people who may happen to tour that apartment.
AlmostlyHarmless